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Now, let's move on to the first question of "Spring Settlement King"!
Spring Settlement King
Ranking
What is this?
"Ranking" question!
Write the words that go into the question mark.
"Joy Sound" weekly karaoke ranking!
I'm getting excited.
Yes, it's just this week's ranking.
It's this week, right?
Ah, yes.
Weekly karaoke ranking...
Please drop all the answers at once!
Here is the answer!
"Joy Sound" weekly karaoke ranking!
Oh, I made a mistake.
It's okay.
Eh?
Otonari-san, "Bling Bling Bamba"
I said the lyrics normally.
"Bling Bamba"?
Bling Bamba Boka
Rimeboru-san...
Ah, I made a huge mistake!
Eh?
Idol
Playing
No, now...
Yes, I didn't think about it.
It was too early, so I missed it.
Maybe it's because it's a women's competition.
Karaoke...
Going to karaoke outside of school...
That's right.
It's normal, isn't it?
Heaven
"Heaven"?
It's okay, isn't it?
It's cheap.
You definitely won't sing it.
I'll sing it, unexpectedly.
Next question!
The number of pachinko sold in 2023
Pachinko, right?
What is "p-fever"?
Well, it's a famous anime, isn't it?
Oh!
It's a famous anime.
Please drop the answers!
Here is the answer!
Oh, really?
Oh, no!
No, Socchan...
No, seriously...
I see.
I made a mistake.
Ah, I knew it.
Fox and the Dog
That's right.
"Fox and the Dog" is "throtte", isn't it?
Ah, I see.
I see.
The person who said "kimetsu no yaiba" must have made a mistake.
"Kimetsu no yaiba" hasn't become a topic yet.
Right.
Next question!
FANZA monthly AV actress ranking
Oh!
I see.
FANZA monthly AV actress ranking
Oh, it's fast.
It's fast.
It's fast, isn't it?
Please put it down.
Here is the answer.
ALL OVER THE WORLD
Is it easy?
Yes, it is.
It's very easy.
Do you have any favorite words, Seija-san?
Don't make me drink it up. I'll break it.
It's fast.
It's fast, isn't it?
It's very fast, isn't it?
Iwamura-san, do you know this movie?
Yes, I know this movie.
But I like erotic books.
You still watch it?
I still watch it.
You still watch it?
You're still watching it.
I'm a little embarrassed, but it's my first time watching it.
But is it difficult for women to watch it?
Yes, it is.
It's broadcasted in a wide range of places.
It's getting popular now, so I'll do my best.
Now, I want you to do your best.
Next, it's this corner.
"Daily number"... "number"... "number"... "number"... "what is your daily number"?
The person who writes a number closer to the number wins.
Question 2 is "everyone loves it" and "alcohol-related issues".
I'm sorry for gathering so many people like this today for my publication commemorative event.
Everyone, please take care of me.
Okay?
Then, I'll go.
Cheers!
What is Dark Old Sue?
Oh, that's what it is.
I see.
Please come in.
If you do that, you'll have your wife pull it out for you.
Wow!
It's really good.
I see.
It's funny.
Well, yes.
It's like this.
Why?
Tetsuya, you don't need it now, do you?
No, I don't.
I wanted you to say it.
It's really good, isn't it?
The other day, you drank too much of this liquor and had a hangover.
And you came back from Korea with an empty stomach, didn't you?
Hmm?
Well, but I drank this Muscat Asia Fresh.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Yes, that's right.
Then, please give me the answer.
Tetsuya, you're so smart.
Huh?
Oh, no!
The answer is this!
Wow!
Tetsuya, you're the only one who got it right.
Yes, I'm the only one who got it right.
It's fourteen and twelve.
No, it's thirteen.
How about you, Ko-chan?
Do you often drink like this?
Well, the other day, I drank too much of this Chamisul Dosu and had a hangover.
Huh?
You're drinking quite a lot of it.
That's exactly what I was doing.
So, I was like, "Huh? Am I really going to drink it all up?"
Oh, I see.
So, I was like, "Huh? Am I really going to drink it all up?"
I was like, "Huh?"
That's true.
That's a little scary.
Chamisul has a cap with numbers written on it.
The person with the closest or farthest number is the winner.
What did you do?
I've never done anything like this!
Wow!
The cap has numbers written on it.
Interesting!
You can play with it when you open it.
That's crazy!
Isn't it crazy?
I've never heard of it before.
I didn't know about it.
So, the next question is this!
I guess everyone in Japan has to be interested in politics and lanterns.
Let me look it up.
Smartphones have become a necessity in our lives.
They're so convenient you can't help but touch them, right?
Don't you use them too much?
Oh, it's this time.
I touched my phone too much.
What is the average usage time of a smartphone, cell phone and mobile phone in a day?
A smartphone is...
Wow!
Can you tell us what you think about it?
It's a lot, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I can tell you about it in two minutes.
Then, please show us your answers.
Is it true?
What!?
Is it true?
The answer is...
It's a lot!
It's the time you see on the screen, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
My average usage time is four hours and nineteen minutes.
Mine is about four times.
I thought it was a lot, but it was still a lot.
The average usage time of an editor is five hours and seventeen minutes.
Oh, I see.
It's a lot.
But it's too much, isn't it?
What do you think about it?
It's a lot.
I'm scared of it.
It's a lot.
It's broken.
It's five minutes.
It's broken.
Your answer is...
It's weird.
It's like you.
No, no, no.
The next question is...
A routine work that men can't miss out on at night.
That's right.
Masturbation.
It's a pleasure when you can masturbate very well.
I can't describe it in words.
However, only ten people have that style.
Only men have different ways of masturbating.
So, how much do you masturbate?
What is the average number of masturbation per week?
It's done by LATENGA.
Monani National Survey.
National Men's Self-Imposed Survey.
It's a great survey.
It's men's survey.
Don't you masturbate, ladies?
I don't think so.
I think you masturbate a lot.
Please tell me about it.
It's about LATENLA.
No, it's not.
What's the number?
It's 2.1.
Oh, you masturbate for a week.
Yes, I do.
You should have done it in total.
I'm sorry.
You should have done it in total.
I should have done it in total.
What are you talking about?
Can I call you?
You should have done it in total.
Hey!
No way!
It's a real experience.
It's here.
It's men's survey.
What?
I lost.
It's amazing.
What?
Can you tell me your schedule for Wednesday, Thursday and Friday?
My wife comes on Saturday.
So I don't do anything.
And I go home at night on Monday.
And I go home at night on Wednesday and Thursday.
What?
It's like a regular schedule.
Here is the next question.
We all love pooping every day.
If there is dust, it will be a mountain.
Have you ever wondered how much of this poop you poop in a year?
What is the average amount of poop you poop in a year?
It's a lot.
It's a lot?
It depends on the world.
The world?
By the way, it's rare in Japan.
- Please raise your hands in one line. - Okay.
The correct answer is...
- This one! - No way!
- Wow! - Yoshimi-san, you're correct.
- No way... - No way...
According to a research, 70% of human uterus is individual, and 30% is liquid.
Which of the two types of water enters the uterus?
[Uterus]
And the amount of poop that an adult excretes in one day is the same for both men and women.
On average, it's 400 to 500 grams.
If we calculate this amount in one year, it's about one panda.
Why don't you make a panda out of your own poop for one year?
[Uterus]
Nosebleed Quiz!
What is this place?
This is an internet meme that often appears in Tokai OnAir videos.
While smart high school students are studying hard,
normal students are messing with the internet.
How many internet memes can you answer?
[Uterus]
First, this internet meme, which became famous for its terrible spoilers.
- Oh, okay. - Hmm... I see.
Okay, okay.
- It's Jump Jump Man. - Oh!
- He did it. - Wow...
- If you're right, say so. - Okay.
Okay, give me the answer!
The answer is...
It's a joke! "Jewel, stand by!"
- Ah! - This is it!
- This is the correct answer! - "Jewel, stand by!"
- It's not that bad! - It's a meme!
If you don't say "jewel, stand by!", it'll look like you're bluffing.
- I see! - Ah, I see!
Depending on this, it'll look like you're bluffing.
It's a meme, so you have to say "jewel, stand by!" to get it right.
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- It's amazing that you wrote it!
It's very feminine.
- Next up is this one! - This is bad.
Jewel, stand by!
- Huh?! - Okay, you do it.
Please raise your hands.
I didn't know this one.
The answer is...
“No, it’s there.” – Naindana, sore ga aru.
Wow!
That's amazing!
By the way, is this really true?
Yes, it is.
Lightning strikes here and there.
If you're from Tokyo, you might know about it.
But it doesn't mean anything in Japanese.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, does it?
The next question is very difficult.
“No, it’s there.” – Naindana, sore ga aru.
Well...
I've never seen it before.
This one is quite popular.
You can rewrite it.
It's a sentence that makes you want to say it.
The first writer, the logo (hatsukakiko, rogo)
That's good.
Please show me your answers.
What was it?
Here is the answer.
“Tsuzurimochi” by Tsuzurimochi
That's it!
“The Wire” (ito)
“The Bad” (Warui)
Wow!
That's a high count.
I'm disappointed.
The last one is...
What's a problem that doesn't have any restrictions in particular?
If you make 3-3-3-3-2, you'll win, but if you take one, throw one away, and aim for it, you'll win.
And in the end, when you get 3-3-3-3-2, the score changes depending on what role you've played.
What's your nickname?
What?
Huh?
That bag...
I don't know.
Bag and second question...
Glasses?
If you're a girl, you'd know this, right?
Yeah, girls have sharp eyes.
Is it that obvious?
Next question, please.
The answer is...
"che," is your nickname.
Is "che" correct?
"Che" is correct.
I thought you said "gay."
"Gay" from "gebara."
I wrote "happy."
That's a shame.
Ko-chan, is that your second nickname?
This is my second nickname.
"Chegebara" and "kastro" are especially famous in Cuba.
I wrote it because it's my nickname.
Huh?
Why did you change your voice?
Are you still talking about porn?
I thought you were stupid.
It seems like Ko-chan won't let me be stupid.
I'm not attacking you.
Anyway, you're Ko-chan, right?
Yes, I am.
You're right.
It's been a while.
Since the beef bowl incident.
It's been about 3 or 4 years.
It's been that long.
Because of that incident, I decided to go on a date with a girl.
You went on a date with her.
No, no, no.
Oh, you went on a date with her after dinner.
We went on a date after dinner and we decided to eat beef bowl together.
You said it right.
Yes, we did.
We went on a date and we decided to eat beef bowl together.
I'm happy for you.
You and Mizawa-san got a lot of penalties.
Thank you, Mizawa-san.
That's amazing.
Finally, here it is!
But if it's 4 and 5, it's double-sided.
3 and 6?
You get 4 of them.
And Mizawa-san, you have 1 and 4 of them.
So you get 8 of them in total.
What about 9 people?
What is this?
Look at this.
What?
Wait a minute.
I don't know if this is right or wrong.
This is my cube.
This is my cube, but it's not bad for a penalty.
Please give me your answer.
Here is your answer.
This is frustrating.
9 and 7.
Yes, yes.
Mizawa-san, this is a shame.
This is frustrating.
Yes, yes.
This is too frustrating.
Here is your next question.
In 2023, who will be the winner of ARIMA anniversary?
In 2023...
Give me the answer, please!
The answer is this one!
- Right. - Ugh, soju!
- Soju, soju! - I know this one.
- This one's for the girls' team.
If you're wrong, you're out of the game.
- You're good. - You're good.
There's a lot of normal-type drinks, so I know this one.
Isn't the question pretty much based on pachinko?
- No, it's for girls. - It's a good question, but...
- It's based on this one, too. - Yeah, it's based on this one.
The real question is this one!
What's "tachi" in taigi?
Huh?
- I don't know. - Huh?
No, no, it's easier if you get it right.
- No, it's easier if you get it right. - It's a normal-type drink.
It's a normal-type drink.
No, no, it's okay.
- You'll get it right, it's okay. - It's really important.
It's really, really important.
If you get this one wrong, it's really embarrassing.
Give me the answer, please!
Oh, no...
- It's a cat. - It's a cat!
- It's a cat. - It's a bird.
- It's a bird? What does it mean?
- It's a bird when it's standing. - Oh, it's a bird.
- It's a bird. - It's a bird.
It's a division of roles, right?
- Normally speaking... - Huh?
- It's a pitcher and a catcher. - Oh, okay, okay.
- Is it normally like that? - No, no, it's not like that.
- If it's not "tachi", it's a cat, right? - It's not "tachi", it's a "tachi" cat.
- Huh? - Which one do you think it is?
- "Tachi". - Oh...
- I'm totally fine with "neko". - I'm totally fine with "neko".
- This is a pleasant challenge. - Yeah, it's a pleasant challenge.
- This one, this one, this one. - Here's the next question.
What is the name of this champagne?
Oh...
What was it again?
Is it this one?
It's like a common name.
I don't like it.
I don't like this word.
What about you, Ryo-san?
I don't know either.
Oh!
Then it might be something else.
I've known it for a long time.
What?
Please raise your answer at once.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
The answer is...
Oh!
Good!
Oh!
I knew it!
It's like "way-yo" and "kai-boku" operation.
I didn't write it down.
I wrote it down because I thought the name would be "angel".
Oh!
You wrote it down.
Oh!
Then it's "angel".
Is there anything wrong with it?
The answer is "way-yo" and "kai-boku".
Wow!
Why don't we go to Champagne next time?
Oh!
Good reason.
Let's go to Champagne.
I like it.
It's the first champagne for you.
I think it will be fine.
You said you would treat "angel" to Kou-chan.
Can you treat "kai-boku" to me, too?
I'm not sure about that.
I'm not sure about that, too.
I can't treat "kai-boku" to you.
I might write what "angel" is.
Next question.
What do you call a phenomenon in which appetite grows and taste becomes sensitive due to breathing in ****?
****.
How many girls can answer this question?
I've never seen this question at school.
I've never seen such a difficult question.
I've never seen it in our line of *** news.
I don't think it's at school, of course.
After that, I guess I'll pick it up as knowledge.
If you get caught in ****, you'll die.
What?
It's totally P.
Wow.
I'm a female student.
What?
A female student got caught.
A female student is a female student.
It's all P.
It's all P, isn't it?
I don't think it's like this.
To be honest, I'm unlucky.
Write it down and give it to me.
What?
Here is the answer.
I want you to do it.
Fate, fate.
Seriously, I want you to do it.
I'm used to it the most at times like this.
It's okay, it's okay.
As a team, it's okay.
No, it's okay.
In a woman's world, it's okay.
Be good, be good.
Knowledge, knowledge.
Knowledge.
It's not ****.
Be good.
Here is the next question.
In AV terms, what do you call the connection between the male and female genitals?
Where do you say that in AV terms?
I've heard of it.
Seriously, where do you say it?
What question is this?
Katakana two letters?
Yes, it's Katakana two letters.
Here is the answer.
Yes.
Here is the answer.
Here is the correct answer.
- This is embarrassing. - Try it!
- There's a reason for it, right?
- Try it! - So far, the girls have been leading.
- Yes. - Yes.
It's too painful to drop a question from the beginning.
If it's this difficult...
It's a simple question, but it's good.
Yeah, it's frustrating.
- Next is the final question. - Oh!
The final question is...
Draw a Galphy logo.
- Wait a minute... - What's up with you?
- Ugh, wait a minute.
- Here you go. - Oh, you're serious?
- Here you go. - I don't think you can use this.
- There's no other meaning behind it.
- Let me see.
- Please draw it again. - Okay.
- Please put it back in position. - Okay.
- Oh... - Oh, my...
- Oh... - Okay...
So this is the answer.
- Ah! - Yes!
- Oh, I see! - I'll add some bones for you.
I'm sorry!
But the angle is good!
- The angle is important. - I knew it.
- The angle and the way you're moving. - I'm sorry, I added some bones.
I'm good at adding bones.
- Hyakoh-chan, what's that? - What's that?
- Tarima? - I know what it is.
- It's like a song. - A song?
- A song that's playing? - What's that?
- It's a clothing brand. - A clothing brand?
- Something that gangsters wear. - Yeah.
- It's gotten popular lately. - Yeah, it's common now.
People wear it for fashion now.
- So, the winner is... the girls' team! - Yay!
- Good job! - It was frustrating for the gays, wasn't it?
Yeah.
I think you can't answer quizzes if you don't get to know different cultures.
But I hope you'll keep that in mind and practice more.
- The girls' team did a great job. - Yeah.
I felt like you didn't know everything.
I know you study a lot,
but I hope you can see things from a wider perspective.
That's it for today's "Girls' English".